:: Navin R Johnson ::

:: Sunday, June 22, 2003 ::

Sorry I haven't yet posted about this discussion. I've been very busy juggling cats.

I did a little research over the weekend concerning Patti's contention that the name Navin is not presidential. In fact, a startling 4 presidents have had Navin as a middle name. They are: Abraham Navin Lincoln, Franklin Delanavino Roosevelt, George Herbert Walker Navin Bush, and, of course, JFNK. Just wanted to clear that up. And speaking of non-presidential names, how about Patti and Stan's other last name? Please. Pig Eye, Mr. Hartounian, and (maybe someday around 2010) Marie have a real presidential last name.


:: Michael 11:41 PM [+] ::

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Alright, Iron Balls will graduate college this weekend. If Pig-Eye can't get a job, what chance does Iron Balls have? Alright, I rescind that question, because I don't want to hear the answer.
In reality, I just hope to able to have a good time this weekend. Hopefully, Iron Ball's possible future in-laws won't mind Pig-Eye taking advantage of all the free liqour. Seeing as Free-Liquor is my only remaining inspiration, I hope this weekend goes good.

Pig-Eye

:: Michael 11:33 PM [+] ::

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So some of us want to berate Pig-Eye for being unemployed. It really isn't all that bad:

I can't think of the last time I didn't get enough sleep.
I don't have a job, but I also don't have a boss.
Unlike Stan, I am not on call at 5AM in the morning.
My only co-worker is Rosie.

"Uh-oh, a brush fire might start, better wake up Stan. Oh, it's 4AM. Too bad." - Stan's boss

pig-eye



:: Michael 12:24 AM [+] ::

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one hears it does it make a sound?

If a malcontent issues forth a stream of cuss words, does anyone care?

If someone doesn't participate, is it because are they too drunk?

pig-eye

:: Michael 4:30 PM [+] ::

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Well, now that we've heard from Stan, I would be interested to hear what Marie has to say for herself.

It's sad that Stan was asked some poignant questions by the board and answered them by flinging his dirty diaper around. I would expect something like that from Marie, but never Stan.

pig-eye
:: Michael 4:21 PM [+] ::

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WTF.

I thought this board was meant for our family to discuss the pressing issues of the day (i.e. bashing KU, bashing KCTV5, bashing Clint gett'n an ED-U-KASHON) This is horseshit. Where is Stan, where is Marie?

I am calling everyone out. This is a public forum. We are all Greeks in the agora of knowledge, except for the fact that some of us just want to window-shop for poultry. What do Mr. Hartounian, Patti and I have to do to get the rest of the family communicating on this forum? Some of us are dominating this group with our superior and majestic creativity, and some people just want to rubberneck because what we say is incredibly fascinating. The Navin-R-Johnson forum is for everyone in the family, so suck it up and post your thoughts chicken shits.

pig-eye

Canadian = carrier
:: Michael 12:34 AM [+] ::

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Well Patti, I didn't take the KU job. I was seriously considering it until I met the players. I noticed they all were wearing those facemasks backwards around their waist. That when I realized that KARS had swept through the team like wildfire, over and over and over again.
Instead, the job was given to Bill Self the former coach at Illinois. Unfortunately, Bill Self is also a dreaded 'dove crusher,' just like Roy was. Evidently, Bill Self once crushed a dove in his hands, and to frighten his underlings he now wears that dove as his toupee.

schoolteacher wins statewide award = not covered
flea = plague agent
local child invited to White House = not covered
80 year old gets high school degree = not covered
scaffolding accident = mass suicide

Pig-Eye

:: Michael 1:50 PM [+] ::

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