:: Navin R Johnson ::

:: Tuesday, April 29, 2003 ::

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one hears it does it make a sound?

If a malcontent issues forth a stream of cuss words, does anyone care?

If someone doesn't participate, is it because are they too drunk?

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:: Michael 4:30 PM [+] ::

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Well, now that we've heard from Stan, I would be interested to hear what Marie has to say for herself.

It's sad that Stan was asked some poignant questions by the board and answered them by flinging his dirty diaper around. I would expect something like that from Marie, but never Stan.

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:: Michael 4:21 PM [+] ::

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WTF.

I thought this board was meant for our family to discuss the pressing issues of the day (i.e. bashing KU, bashing KCTV5, bashing Clint gett'n an ED-U-KASHON) This is horseshit. Where is Stan, where is Marie?

I am calling everyone out. This is a public forum. We are all Greeks in the agora of knowledge, except for the fact that some of us just want to window-shop for poultry. What do Mr. Hartounian, Patti and I have to do to get the rest of the family communicating on this forum? Some of us are dominating this group with our superior and majestic creativity, and some people just want to rubberneck because what we say is incredibly fascinating. The Navin-R-Johnson forum is for everyone in the family, so suck it up and post your thoughts chicken shits.

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Canadian = carrier
:: Michael 12:34 AM [+] ::

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Well Patti, I didn't take the KU job. I was seriously considering it until I met the players. I noticed they all were wearing those facemasks backwards around their waist. That when I realized that KARS had swept through the team like wildfire, over and over and over again.
Instead, the job was given to Bill Self the former coach at Illinois. Unfortunately, Bill Self is also a dreaded 'dove crusher,' just like Roy was. Evidently, Bill Self once crushed a dove in his hands, and to frighten his underlings he now wears that dove as his toupee.

schoolteacher wins statewide award = not covered
flea = plague agent
local child invited to White House = not covered
80 year old gets high school degree = not covered
scaffolding accident = mass suicide

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:: Michael 1:50 PM [+] ::

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This blog is for our whole family. I will make sure everyone is involved.
:: Michael 5:17 PM [+] ::

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